Lover Of The Chaos T-Shirts

Caged Bird Accident

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Face painting.

What My Day Feels Like

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Dog In Your Face Comics

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

'Food fight!'

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

Unsafe Drain Covers!

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Fetching some bread

A catch-all is born.

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

"The Hamptons were nice but it feels good to be back in the city."

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt