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Run. Freeze. Run again! Turn around. Run! No, freeze!

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"What a noise! Sounds like two disco dancing elephants"

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Face painting.

What My Day Feels Like

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'Food fight!'

Unsafe Drain Covers!

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

When cartoonists get ahead of themselves.

A catch-all is born.

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

Fetching some bread

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

A mad scientist.

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."