Seer Of Chaos Gifts

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

man juggling career, home and children

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

'I will now peek into your future, David...'

Files.

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"I'll be right back."

A self-filling prophecy.

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

Chaos Theory: Only 6 More Days Until All Hell Breaks Loose!

Reading the Leaves.

Welcome To The Psychic Convention.