Counselor Of Chaos Gifts

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

The Baby Walker

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Quick, start the car!"

"The meeting will come to order."

Here and There Trays

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Fight or Flight

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

'Great Therapy!'

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Riding School Chaos

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Bears going water skiing.

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'