Clinical Chaos Lover Gifts

Disorderlies

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Face painting.

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

Dog In Your Face Comics

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

Cinemuck

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Unsafe Drain Covers!

'Food fight!'

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

"Can't you just relax and enjoy my childhood."

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

When cartoonists get ahead of themselves.

Fetching some bread

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"The Hamptons were nice but it feels good to be back in the city."

Ernest Hemingway: Write drunk, edit drunk.

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

A mad scientist.

Falling for art