Engineer Of Chaos Gifts

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Future garbage truck driver.

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'This is my natural habitat.'

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

man juggling career, home and children

Mad scientist holding bubbling flask in lab

Files.

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

"I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk."

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

Steadman - The Early Years.

"Hello... is that the help desk?"

'We did some exciting things with tempera today.'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

'John's into 'computer-hacking' in a big way!'