Engineer Of Chaos Pillows

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Future garbage truck driver.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'This is my natural habitat.'

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

man juggling career, home and children

Files.

Mad scientist holding bubbling flask in lab

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

"I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk."

"Hello... is that the help desk?"

'We did some exciting things with tempera today.'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

'Hi Honey! I wanted to thank you for taking the baby to day care this morning!'