Master Of Chaos Gifts

man juggling career, home and children

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

Musician playing very long brass instrument.

"My brother never gets into trouble for anything...he has all his excuses on file and alphabetized!"

"Miss Harris, make me a bunch of appointments I can't possibly keep."

"Of course working from home does have some problems."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'Save us!'

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

Houdini's infancy.

Files.

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

Out and In.

"You need to put on some weight if you want to keep your job!"

'Oh my God, we've been burgle- ... oh wait, I just remembered, we've got children.'

Run. Freeze. Run again! Turn around. Run! No, freeze!

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

"What a noise! Sounds like two disco dancing elephants"

Daddy cool.

'Andy, I want you to put on this clown outfit and hand out balloons today.'

'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'

'Don't just sit there buffering, clean up you room.'

Big Brother.

I'm sure it's here somewhere!

"Careful - it's full of lies."

'I guess it's time to do some filing.'

Heyyy... where's mine?