Master Of Mayhem Gifts

'Save us!'

Out and In.

What My Day Feels Like

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Future garbage truck driver.

"I am not asking for directions."

Kiss the Commander in Chef

At the mobile tracking test lab.

"Don't worry about it now, but I'll need that hook back when you're done."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

man juggling career, home and children

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

Houdini's infancy.

Mouse in an art museum maze.

'This bed comes with a remote monster-under-the-bed option.'

Mouse with map exiting maze.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

"Don't take it so hard. It was a really tough maze."

"I may be late coming home tonight Darling: looks like I have a complex maze to solve at the lab today..."

From Ant Farm to Ant Condo

DIY expert.

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

'Sorry, I can't help you: I'm very good at mazes, but not crosswords...'

'Welcome aboard - this ball of string will lead you to your desk.'

Man taking a shortcut to centre of a maze

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

I don't like the looks of this next level.

"Hey....you need MAZE...wicked cool app."

"The cellular service is terrible in these things."

"I hope watching me run around helplessly in a maze takes your minds off the fact that you're all running around helplessly in your own personal mazes."

"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."