Mayhem Master Gifts

Mayhem, Inc. Part 32

'How fast can you hype?'

What My Day Feels Like

'Save us!'

"I am not asking for directions."

At the mobile tracking test lab.

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Advertising and PR Agency: 'I'm able to spin at 60 words per minute, hype at 50 words and distort at 45 words.'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Trout Game

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

'This bed comes with a remote monster-under-the-bed option.'

Mouse in an art museum maze.

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

Mouse with map exiting maze.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

Happy Halloween!

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

"I may be late coming home tonight Darling: looks like I have a complex maze to solve at the lab today..."

For the third time that week somebody had super-glued the manager to his seat. It was great for team morale.

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

Just Stop Oil Painting

'Sorry, I can't help you: I'm very good at mazes, but not crosswords...'

"Don't take it so hard. It was a really tough maze."

From Ant Farm to Ant Condo

Out and In.

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

'Oh my God, we've been burgle- ... oh wait, I just remembered, we've got children.'

'Welcome aboard - this ball of string will lead you to your desk.'