Mayhem Master Pillows

'How fast can you hype?'

What My Day Feels Like

'Save us!'

"I am not asking for directions."

At the mobile tracking test lab.

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Advertising and PR Agency: 'I'm able to spin at 60 words per minute, hype at 50 words and distort at 45 words.'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Trout Game

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

Mouse in an art museum maze.

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

Mouse with map exiting maze.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

Happy Halloween!

"Don't take it so hard. It was a really tough maze."

"I may be late coming home tonight Darling: looks like I have a complex maze to solve at the lab today..."

Just Stop Oil Painting

Out and In.

'Sorry, I can't help you: I'm very good at mazes, but not crosswords...'

From Ant Farm to Ant Condo

For the third time that week somebody had super-glued the manager to his seat. It was great for team morale.

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

'Welcome aboard - this ball of string will lead you to your desk.'

Man taking a shortcut to centre of a maze

'Oh my God, we've been burgle- ... oh wait, I just remembered, we've got children.'