Metalhead Mayhem Gifts

Destroying Music Speakers.

Future garbage truck driver.

Motorherd

'Save us!'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Ozzy Osbourne bites the head off a chocolate bunny at his easter concert.

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

Santa Metal Claus

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

Out and In.

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

'Air guitar 101.'

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate

And then, right in the middle of a Warrant/Winger double bill, Rob Myers becomes the first person in history to actually have his socks rocked off.

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Future Opera

'Darling, it's the local Satanists wondering whether they can sing us some black metal.'

Don't forget to switch off your cellphones.

The Noisy Neighbours

"I thought it was just a phase, but now that he's in his 40s I'm not so sure!"

One night, Albert got haunted by a Heavy Metal demon.

'And this is our research staff: Brad covers autos, Cathie covers Big Pharma, and Keith knows heavy metals.'

No, I'm afraid I don't know any songs in the death metal genre.

'...Here's another heavy metal wake up call for you!'

"...Even Death himself went through a 'Glam Reaper' phase."

'Just which heavy metal did you say Edwards is researching?'

"When you put on a magic silk hat, things can get out of hand pretty quickly,

Ozzy Osbourne

"Noise? Noise?!! That was Bullet for my Valentine!"

Death Rock.