Metalhead Mayhem T-Shirts

Destroying Music Speakers.

Future garbage truck driver.

Motorherd

'Save us!'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Santa Metal Claus

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

Out and In.

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

'Air guitar 101.'

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate

Future Opera

Don't forget to switch off your cellphones.

'Darling, it's the local Satanists wondering whether they can sing us some black metal.'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

'And this is our research staff: Brad covers autos, Cathie covers Big Pharma, and Keith knows heavy metals.'

"I thought it was just a phase, but now that he's in his 40s I'm not so sure!"

The Noisy Neighbours

'...Here's another heavy metal wake up call for you!'

"...Even Death himself went through a 'Glam Reaper' phase."

One night, Albert got haunted by a Heavy Metal demon.

'Just which heavy metal did you say Edwards is researching?'

Death Rock.

Wordilly Durdillies - Larry needed time to get his head together

'Hah, now I see the source of your pain, Mr. Wilk. It's this metal filling.'

"Noise? Noise?!! That was Bullet for my Valentine!"