Organized Chaos Master Gifts

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

What My Day Feels Like

"There's more inside."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

man juggling career, home and children

A catch-all is born.

"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk."

'Mom, don't worry about the floor. I took my shoes off!'

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

'Oh my God, we've been burgle- ... oh wait, I just remembered, we've got children.'

"But this way I know where everything is."

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

'Hi Honey! I wanted to thank you for taking the baby to day care this morning!'

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

"I can't see my screen!!"

'It's a miracle the way he keeps his desk so clean.'

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

'I can't find my key.'

'Fenton, is your filing system based on the Chaos Theory and entropy?'

Is clutter necessary?

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

'Don't just sit there buffering, clean up you room.'

The Creative Process

'Thursday is out - I got my anger-management class.'