Master Of Chaos T-Shirts

man juggling career, home and children

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

Musician playing very long brass instrument.

"My brother never gets into trouble for anything...he has all his excuses on file and alphabetized!"

"Miss Harris, make me a bunch of appointments I can't possibly keep."

"Of course working from home does have some problems."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'Save us!'

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Houdini's infancy.

Files.

Out and In.

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

"You need to put on some weight if you want to keep your job!"

'Oh my God, we've been burgle- ... oh wait, I just remembered, we've got children.'

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

"What a noise! Sounds like two disco dancing elephants"

Big Brother.

Daddy cool.

'Don't just sit there buffering, clean up you room.'

'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'

'Andy, I want you to put on this clown outfit and hand out balloons today.'

I'm sure it's here somewhere!

'I guess it's time to do some filing.'

"Careful - it's full of lies."

1000 things to Demolish before you die

'National hug your mom day!'

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

Heyyy... where's mine?