Computer Chaos Enthusiast Gifts

'No, you don't get a check because your computer is disabled.'

Computer Room.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Unrest Area.

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

Chaos Theory Conference.

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

"What?"

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

"You stop it, now!"

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

"The employees from the two companies are adapting very well to the merger. I wish I could say the same about the computer systems!"

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'