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Fight or Flight

California fires and Coronavirus

Face painting.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

Unrest Area.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Paging for a Doctor

"Shall we put it in play?"

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Unsafe Drain Covers!

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Coronavirus Debate

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."