Chaos Contemplator Mugs

Fight or Flight

California fires and Coronavirus

Face painting.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Paging for a Doctor

Unrest Area.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

"Shall we put it in play?"

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Unsafe Drain Covers!

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Differing thoughts of male and female.

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Coronavirus Debate

Chaos Theory Conference.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.