Chaos Collector Mugs

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Face painting.

Dead Funny

Fight or Flight

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Homo Gamus

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Spontaneous Kombucha

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Paging for a Doctor

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Unrest Area.

Meowlzebub

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

Monster Baseball

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

I see the Boris moon arising. . .