Worry Collector Mugs

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Nervous Oral Testing

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

'Did you bring any money? - Enlightenment doesn't grow on trees, you know!'

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"

"We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it."

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

Concern Chart

"No, I'm scarier."

No Action Comics

'You worry too much. Next time something goes wrong, try blaming someone else.'

Trending wise.

I didn't experience any of the side effects listed in the enclosed literature. Should I be concerned?'

'Nothing to be alarmed about Mrs.Harvey, kids do this sort of things all the time. I'm sure whatever your Jimmy's gotten lodged up there, we can get it out.'

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware

Man with world on his shoulders

"This is where I get most of my negative thinking done."

"You should make a resolution not to worry about the little things..."

JB doesn't like to see anybody that's stressful.

"Beware of everything."

'It's only hypochondria, but it's a very virulent FORM of it.'

Ringing bell

Technological Advances and the Experience of Age.