Worry Collector T-Shirts

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Nervous Oral Testing

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

The nurses here are so slow. Could this blanket be any thinner? The buttons on the tv remote are too darn small. Although her health had improved, Mabel's condition remained critical.

'Did you bring any money? - Enlightenment doesn't grow on trees, you know!'

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it."

"No, I'm scarier."

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

Concern Chart

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'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

'You worry too much. Next time something goes wrong, try blaming someone else.'

Trending wise.

'That's weird. All this fortune cookie says is 'look out!''

I didn't experience any of the side effects listed in the enclosed literature. Should I be concerned?'

'Nothing to be alarmed about Mrs.Harvey, kids do this sort of things all the time. I'm sure whatever your Jimmy's gotten lodged up there, we can get it out.'

Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

Man with world on his shoulders

"This is where I get most of my negative thinking done."

Technological Advances and the Experience of Age.

JB doesn't like to see anybody that's stressful.

"You should make a resolution not to worry about the little things..."

'It's only hypochondria, but it's a very virulent FORM of it.'

Ringing bell