Worry Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I can't think of anything I have no problem with."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Nervous Oral Testing

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

"It's called being preemptive."

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

'He needs professional HELP!'

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"

Halloween 2008.

"Did I like it? It frightened me to death! I had to close my eyes four times, my stomach is in knots, and I'll probably have nightmares for a week!... I loved it!"

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

Count Flatula

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

Concern Chart

No Action Comics

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

'You worry too much. Next time something goes wrong, try blaming someone else.'

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

The Scream at the movie theater.

I didn't experience any of the side effects listed in the enclosed literature. Should I be concerned?'

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

'Nothing to be alarmed about Mrs.Harvey, kids do this sort of things all the time. I'm sure whatever your Jimmy's gotten lodged up there, we can get it out.'

'He has a doctorate in worrying.'

"I looked up my symptoms on the internet and I'm worried that I might be dead."

Man with world on his shoulders

The singular joy of living with a person who routinely glimpses the miraculous in the mundane.

King George VI

"This is where I get most of my negative thinking done."

'NO communication cord?? Then count me out, Mister!'