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"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Nervous Oral Testing

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

"It's called being preemptive."

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

Concern Chart

'You worry too much. Next time something goes wrong, try blaming someone else.'

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

I didn't experience any of the side effects listed in the enclosed literature. Should I be concerned?'

'Nothing to be alarmed about Mrs.Harvey, kids do this sort of things all the time. I'm sure whatever your Jimmy's gotten lodged up there, we can get it out.'

You need to transfer your fear of the falling stock market into a healthy activity. Try skydiving.

"I looked up my symptoms on the internet and I'm worried that I might be dead."

Man with world on his shoulders

"This is where I get most of my negative thinking done."

King George VI

JB doesn't like to see anybody that's stressful.

"You should make a resolution not to worry about the little things..."

'It's only hypochondria, but it's a very virulent FORM of it.'

"You'd tell me if I was genetically modified?"

'I'm worried about job security and I don't even have a job yet!'

"Have you got anything to stop me worrying about my pharmaceutical shares?"

"Ha ha. Stop by and say hello to your mother. Ha ha, that's a good one!"

'This compulsion to check you've always locked you can door...how long have you...?

Problem. . . Appropriate Amount Of Worry. . . Extra Worry Just To Be Sure. . . Even More Worry Days After Problem Forgotten About.

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