Worrywart Enthusiast Gifts

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"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

Nervous Oral Testing

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

Mrs. Tree? A hockey ball hit your daughter. It's likely just a bad bruise. Whew! Though there could be a fracture, nerve damage or fatal blood clots. What? Don't worry. Our medical advisor is evaluating Twig right now. Can you sign this liability waiver? Her hand seems fine. Team lawyer.

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

"It's called being preemptive."

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

Concern Chart

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

'You worry too much. Next time something goes wrong, try blaming someone else.'

I didn't experience any of the side effects listed in the enclosed literature. Should I be concerned?'

'Nothing to be alarmed about Mrs.Harvey, kids do this sort of things all the time. I'm sure whatever your Jimmy's gotten lodged up there, we can get it out.'

You need to transfer your fear of the falling stock market into a healthy activity. Try skydiving.

"I looked up my symptoms on the internet and I'm worried that I might be dead."

Man with world on his shoulders

"This is where I get most of my negative thinking done."

King George VI

"You should make a resolution not to worry about the little things..."

'It's only hypochondria, but it's a very virulent FORM of it.'

JB doesn't like to see anybody that's stressful.

"You'd tell me if I was genetically modified?"

'I'm worried about job security and I don't even have a job yet!'

"Have you got anything to stop me worrying about my pharmaceutical shares?"

When you get worried and you can't sleep. . .

'This compulsion to check you've always locked you can door...how long have you...?

"Ha ha. Stop by and say hello to your mother. Ha ha, that's a good one!"