Worry Warrior Gifts

I didn't experience any of the side effects listed in the enclosed literature. Should I be concerned?'

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

How To Maximise Your Anxiety

'Nothing to be alarmed about Mrs.Harvey, kids do this sort of things all the time. I'm sure whatever your Jimmy's gotten lodged up there, we can get it out.'

"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"

'You worry too much. Next time something goes wrong, try blaming someone else.'

Man with Safe landing on his head - Finally someone else's problems are larger than my own.

"This is where I get most of my negative thinking done."

'This compulsion to check you've always locked you can door...how long have you...?

Trash your Worries

"Doctor, I'm beside myself with worry."

Problem. . . Appropriate Amount Of Worry. . . Extra Worry Just To Be Sure. . . Even More Worry Days After Problem Forgotten About.

Concern Chart

'I think I left the iron on.'

'I'm worried about him, Clive. His new friends seem quite rough.'

"You should make a resolution not to worry about the little things..."

"My latest hobby is panicking."

Nervous Oral Testing

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

That party went well.

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

Woman in bed with catalogue of worries.

Doctors often have to reassure the worried well.

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

"Well, nothing shows up on the tests. Your headaches are probably just stress related."

'I'm worried about not being worried...'

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