Worry Warrior Gifts

I didn't experience any of the side effects listed in the enclosed literature. Should I be concerned?'

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

How To Maximise Your Anxiety

'Nothing to be alarmed about Mrs.Harvey, kids do this sort of things all the time. I'm sure whatever your Jimmy's gotten lodged up there, we can get it out.'

"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"

'You worry too much. Next time something goes wrong, try blaming someone else.'

Man with Safe landing on his head - Finally someone else's problems are larger than my own.

"This is where I get most of my negative thinking done."

'This compulsion to check you've always locked you can door...how long have you...?

Trash your Worries

Hey, I just thought of something new for you to worry about – Wanna hear it? The bluebird of sleeplessness.

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

"Doctor, I'm beside myself with worry."

Problem. . . Appropriate Amount Of Worry. . . Extra Worry Just To Be Sure. . . Even More Worry Days After Problem Forgotten About.

Concern Chart

'I think I left the iron on.'

'I'm worried about him, Clive. His new friends seem quite rough.'

"You should make a resolution not to worry about the little things..."

When you get worried and you can't sleep. . .

"My latest hobby is panicking."

Nervous Oral Testing

That party went well.

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

Woman in bed with catalogue of worries.

Doctors often have to reassure the worried well.

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

'I'm worried about not being worried...'

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."