World Worry Warrior Gifts

Patient bringing the worries of the world along with him.

That party went well.

Nervous Oral Testing

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

Woman in bed with catalogue of worries.

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Doctors often have to reassure the worried well.

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"

'I'm worried about not being worried...'

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

"Well, nothing shows up on the tests. Your headaches are probably just stress related."

"Australia's covid vaccine roll out has experienced significant delivery coordination difficulties since its launch...why would that be."

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

Concern Chart

'Today could well be the day...the day on which the world leaders turn to me to solve their problems...they might just leave it till tomorrow.'

'You worry too much. Next time something goes wrong, try blaming someone else.'

"Brenda's always been a bit of a worrier."

"Did we turn off the stove?"

Horses are nervous animals. . .

"Do you have to write down all the things you need to worry about?"

I didn't experience any of the side effects listed in the enclosed literature. Should I be concerned?'

'Nothing to be alarmed about Mrs.Harvey, kids do this sort of things all the time. I'm sure whatever your Jimmy's gotten lodged up there, we can get it out.'

'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

"Blood pressure is fine. Now let me just check your pessimism for the 'Times.' "