Warning Label Collector Mugs

"Caution: this tomato soup combined with our chicken noodle soup can form a lethal nerve gas."

Beware of Falling Notice.

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Warning! Contains Salt...

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

'That's weird. All this fortune cookie says is 'look out!''

Warning: If you are reading this sign, you are about to be brutally attacked by a knife-wielding, psychotic, maniacal, dangerous serial killer who is standing directly behind you.

'You can't say the government isn't trying.'

"Miss, I'm familiar with the 'Fasten Seatbelt' sign, but what's with the 'Check Engine' light?"

Malcolm realised too late that he didn't have opposable thumbs.

Beware of dog (bomb vest)

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

"So how long have you had this ringing in your ears?"

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

"Yes, our cautiousness may be a bit excessive but we do have the lowest litigation rates in the industry."

Spider reads sign on water pipe which says 'You must be this itsy bitsy to climb up this water spout'.

'Your conservation area now meets health & safety standards'

'I'm in a good mood bad mood.'

"Beware of everything."

Caution a rip in the space/time continuum. Police Aware.

"You'll be sorry Charles!"

"Do you have a white on the fruity side, with maybe a possum on the label?"

Warning! May Contain Splinters!

Caution: Short Pier! Take Long Walks At Your Own Risk!

Caution: slippery surface.

Man lost in desert, sign reads: Caution Sun Glare next 200 miles.

Falling Sign Zone