Chaos Collector Pillows

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Face painting.

Dead Funny

Fight or Flight

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Homo Gamus

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Spontaneous Kombucha

Kiss the Commander in Chef

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Unrest Area.

Meowlzebub

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

Paging for a Doctor

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Monster Baseball

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Unsafe Drain Covers!

Rats deserting a sinking ship

I see the Boris moon arising. . .