Chronicler Of Chaos T-Shirts

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

"My mother gets a note from the teacher every day. I'll be glad when her subscription expires."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Spontaneous Kombucha

Meowlzebub

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

allovertheplace.com

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

Disorderlies

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

Revolving Doors Ltd. - 'He's in, out, in, out ...'

'Could you put a little more effort into that 'IN' box of yours?'

"I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk."

"Ahoy!"

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

'Hi Honey! I wanted to thank you for taking the baby to day care this morning!'

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

Goldfish bowl leaking into the TV screen.

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

The appointed time

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

'It's a miracle the way he keeps his desk so clean.'

'What was all that yelling outside?'

'Fenton, is your filing system based on the Chaos Theory and entropy?'

'I can't find my key.'

Run. Freeze. Run again! Turn around. Run! No, freeze!

"You're so organized!"

Method/Madness