Digital Chronicler Mugs

'How's the video diary coming along?'

'Nurse Wilhelm will be live-blogging the whole procedure.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

"She looks just like in your photos."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Creativity 2.0

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

Wedding Selfie

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

I don't get the 5 paragraph essay. Do and outline. Topic. 3 examples. Conclusion. Ok. " 5 Graf Essay Stinks." Click click click. "2 long." Tap tap tap. "2 boring." "2 over." "#5grafmustdie." Thanks, Nana. It's a breakthrough! The 5-paragraph tweet!

Wedding selfie stick

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

Collected works

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

'I've started a blog.'

'Sorry, this isn't that kind of agency. We determine the age of old fossils, not arrange dates for them.'

Content Creator

Teacher removes 'School Paper' sign and replaces it with 'School Blog' sign.

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."

"It's her first bench-clearing brawl."

"What's that old saying? A blog is a man's best friend."

Man considers blogging.