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Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

TV-Man

Giraffe Selfie

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

Letter Collecting Nerd

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

Kenneth Clark

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

E-commerce for shoplifters.

Private View.

'My God, you're right - they are all back issues of TV guide.'

'You always have to be different, don't you?'

The first thing I'm doing is deleting all my old Insta photos.

'Save or delete...decisions, decisions..it's just like being at work!'

"This is one of his early works, from before he was able to throw the paint and actually hit the canvas."

Jeff hadn't quite anticipated how he'd feel exhibiting his art publicly for the first time.

Warning, the Surgeon General warns that prolonged viewing of this product may be hazardous to your health.

How teachers decide what school supplies kids need to buy.

'Wait a minute...you know I can't enjoy any experience until I've added dramatic flourishes and posted it on Facebook.'

"And here's a shot of us showing you pictures from our last vacation."

'I'm just adding to my collection of figurines.'

"Interesting CV, we haven't had anyone with a qualification in 'being really good at stuff' before."

'I'm not sure if I'm qualified to be sniffy about this one.'

"I see there's a photo of you riding a goat in the nude drinking from a beer can attached to your hat. For future reference, employers now check social media."

'Oh sure, Rupert's lovely, but his mate's a total slime-bag.'

TV Guide. His majesty King Henry the Eighth want to watch "Queen for a day" --- It's his favorite show!

"Which do you want, bad news, fake news or the disaster channel?"

"Install that, then uninstall that. Open that, then close that. Update that, then delete that. Run that program, then end that program..."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Alien 'Hey, these are my kind of people...'