Careful Content Curator T-Shirts

"I see there's a photo of you riding a goat in the nude drinking from a beer can attached to your hat. For future reference, employers now check social media."

TV-Man

Board Game Hunter

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

Kenneth Clark

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

The Cloud

Museum of Mediocre Art.

My own museum.

"Well, sure, it LOOKS like a straightforward plea to buy our product...but for safety we better run it by the legal department

National Archives

Please examine your children's tv before they watch it as mistakes can not afterwards be rectified

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

Private View.

Nobody ever listens to what I say phobia.

'She's responsible for the smoking ban.'

"Why should I talk to you? They're talking to you."

"All this mold is a good sign that our marketing content is getting a little stale."

"She was an excellent model, but her mother simply couldn't learn to trust me."

The first thing I'm doing is deleting all my old Insta photos.

'Save or delete...decisions, decisions..it's just like being at work!'

Christmas package.

'I'm making sure my self-inflated Wikipedia entry corresponds to my self-inflated Facebook profile.'

"Well, they certainly have brightened things up around here!"

'I'm not sure if I'm qualified to be sniffy about this one.'

"And here's a shot of us showing you pictures from our last vacation."

"Remember! If there is a duvetyne curtain leading to a blackened room, we shall pass through it. If headphones are required, we will wear them. We shall push any button and read every text, for we are artists and we are unafraid."

'Wait a minute...you know I can't enjoy any experience until I've added dramatic flourishes and posted it on Facebook.'

"Interesting CV, we haven't had anyone with a qualification in 'being really good at stuff' before."

'I wouldn't read that book, dear...it's only there to impress visitors.'

"So if you go on vacation and no one knows about it, did you really go on vacation?"

Dogs on Pinterest

"Install that, then uninstall that. Open that, then close that. Update that, then delete that. Run that program, then end that program..."

"Which do you want, bad news, fake news or the disaster channel?"