Careful Curators T-Shirts

Please examine your children's tv before they watch it as mistakes can not afterwards be rectified

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Misunderstood artist

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Convenience.

The Rise of Modern Art

You had me at vintage.

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Board Game Hunter

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

"It's Chicken Mole!"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

Closed for Renovation

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"He painted 300 pictures in his lifetime. 1000 of which are in England."

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

Please do not touch the art. Please touch the artist.

Modern Portrait Gallery