Digital Legacy Curator T-Shirts

'I'm making sure my self-inflated Wikipedia entry corresponds to my self-inflated Facebook profile.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

TV-Man

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

"I'll never forget you."

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. I wish I had emotions like people do. I wish I could think as logically as people do. I'd like to take a walk along the shoreline without rusting. Storing energy in a battery rather than a pot belly would be nice. Having a sense of humor would be fun. The ability to selectively delete memories would be great to have. I wish I didn't have to worry about digital viruses. I wish I didn't have to worry about biological viruses.

"Harold died happy knowing he gained a certain immortality through social media."

'Nurse Wilhelm will be live-blogging the whole procedure.'

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

'Over the years our company has acquired a face of its own.'

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

Hike Difficulty 1. Instagram Worthiness 8.

"With proper editing, I've had a good life."

"One fine day my son, this will all be yours!"

'Save or delete...decisions, decisions..it's just like being at work!'

Touch screen for bio.

The first thing I'm doing is deleting all my old Insta photos.

'You look exactly like your website.'

"Without a Facebook presence there's no evidence that you ever existed."

"I save all my old computers, monitors and devices. I have a hard time letting go."

I'm "Oog," this is "Wonk" and the guy drawing on the wall behind you in "Blog." (Published originally on December 14, 2007.)

"And here's a shot of us showing you pictures from our last vacation."

Death Online

"Nobody knows your dead on the Internet."

Facebook: The Early Days

'Wait a minute...you know I can't enjoy any experience until I've added dramatic flourishes and posted it on Facebook.'

iClaudius

"Which do you want, bad news, fake news or the disaster channel?"

"It's nothing personal. I just enjoyed your online presence better."

"Install that, then uninstall that. Open that, then close that. Update that, then delete that. Run that program, then end that program..."

"Vanity alert! Jerry's coming with his selfie stick and he knows how to use it!"