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"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

Michael Jackson

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

"Harold died happy knowing he gained a certain immortality through social media."

"Obama planted it."

"Sorry, Dad."

"Everyone here is alive because I got laid."

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive."

"A lot of blood, sweat and tears went into making this company what it is today! My father worked hard for what I've got."

'Look around Dad. This was once all yours...'

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

'...Mom said i can have it!' 'No way! She promised I get the painting!'

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

"One fine day my son, this will all be yours!"

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The Day The Music Died

"Without a Facebook presence there's no evidence that you ever existed."

'I'm making sure my self-inflated Wikipedia entry corresponds to my self-inflated Facebook profile.'

"Nobody knows your dead on the Internet."

Death Online

Life of a Swing

"I'm not complaining, but I just thought there would be more perks to Heaven than unlimited data on my phone."

'It's been in the family for generations; ever since my great, great granddad robbed it from the Duke of Burford's gaff.'

Millionaires club - self-made / inherited.

"I'll read the will."

'Sure, Bob, now I remember you. I'm bad with names but I never forget a jpeg.'

Will Reading.

Nostalgia website...

www.tedbdead.com

"And here are those family photos you thought you lost in the cloud."

"But I just joined Facebook!"

"If anyone's interested in taking over Ed's Instagram account, see me after the service."