Digital Legacy Curator Mugs

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

TV-Man

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I'll never forget you."

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'Over the years our company has acquired a face of its own.'

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

'Nurse Wilhelm will be live-blogging the whole procedure.'

"One fine day my son, this will all be yours!"

Hike Difficulty 1. Instagram Worthiness 8.

"With proper editing, I've had a good life."

'Save or delete...decisions, decisions..it's just like being at work!'

'You look exactly like your website.'

"I save all my old computers, monitors and devices. I have a hard time letting go."

Facebook: The Early Days

"And here's a shot of us showing you pictures from our last vacation."

"Nobody knows your dead on the Internet."

"It's nothing personal. I just enjoyed your online presence better."

"Which do you want, bad news, fake news or the disaster channel?"

"Install that, then uninstall that. Open that, then close that. Update that, then delete that. Run that program, then end that program..."