Content Curator Mugs

"Which do you want, bad news, fake news or the disaster channel?"

TV-Man

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Lynching on social media

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

This Message Has No Content

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"You know, there are other emojis."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Misunderstood artist

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

Convenience.

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

The Rise of Modern Art

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."