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'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Framed Lady

Diego Velasquez

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"Great photo."

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

Elizabeth II

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

Using a social media app to date

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

'Over the years our company has acquired a face of its own.'

"That's your granddad - amazing what they can do with filters these days."

Leonardo Da Vinci tries to make the Mona Lisa smile.

'You're messing with my head.'

'Oy! Zadie, I think we need a bigger house!'

"Your mother was young and restless and knew what she wanted. She wanted out."

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

"I've been posing for half an hour. Shouldn't you be painting by now?"

'He really captured her in this one.'