Photo Album Curator Prints

"I'm not saying she's obsessed, but every single photo on her phone is of her person." "Awww, that's her napping."

'Well of course I've 'gained a little weight since then'. That photo was taken when I was two years old!'

"That's your granddad - amazing what they can do with filters these days."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'When he comes down do you mind if I take a snap for the album?'

"That's Domingo. He was my high school boyfriend. We went steady for a long time...then he got married and had 8 children. We slowly drifted apart after that."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

Newborn making the V-sign

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

"That's two days after you were born."

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. I wish I had emotions like people do. I wish I could think as logically as people do. I'd like to take a walk along the shoreline without rusting. Storing energy in a battery rather than a pot belly would be nice. Having a sense of humor would be fun. The ability to selectively delete memories would be great to have. I wish I didn't have to worry about digital viruses. I wish I didn't have to worry about biological viruses.

"Look at me then... What the hell happened?"

'Over the years our company has acquired a face of its own.'

'Oy! Zadie, I think we need a bigger house!'

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

Hike Difficulty 1. Instagram Worthiness 8.

"This is your great-great-great-great grandfather Felipe. If he was alive, he'd be a very famous man."

"With proper editing, I've had a good life."

"Yo are the spitting image of your father when he was your age."

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

'For me, an experience just isn't real until it's been digitized.'

Fruit Fly Photo Albums

Polygamist

The Frankenstein monster's photo album.

Gingerbread man has picture of cook with chef's hat and spoon signed Mom on his desk.

Holiday Snaps, "He always made a point of showing them to visitors."

Woman in bed , with photos of her previous boyfriends above her head. (New boyfriend about to get in bed.)

'Someday your prints will come.'

You have any baby pictures, Randy? I'm just wondering what you looked like before all those muscles. HOJ. Indeed I do, little buddy. In fact, they were professionally taken. By Sears? By Muscle & Fitness Magazine. I was the centerfold in their infants and toddlers edition. Figures.

"Would you like to see our quarantine photos?"