Photo Albums Pillows

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

Papi's idea of a good father vs. Baldo's idea of a good father: family history.

"And here's one of you running with the guys in Pamplona."

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"Great photo."

Newborn making the V-sign

"That's two days after you were born."

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

"I bet you miss your brother."

"Look at me then... What the hell happened?"

"That's your granddad - amazing what they can do with filters these days."

"I can't remember half of the fun I had - and I probably forgot the other half - but I know that it was with you."

"This is your great-great-great-great grandfather Felipe. If he was alive, he'd be a very famous man."

"I'm not saying she's obsessed, but every single photo on her phone is of her person." "Awww, that's her napping."

'For me, an experience just isn't real until it's been digitized.'

Fruit Fly Photo Albums

Polygamist

Grandparents take take too many photos of toddler - "Darn paparazzi."

The Frankenstein monster's photo album.

'All those in favor of looking at pictures of grandchildren before we start bitching about their parents, say aye.'

Holiday Snaps, "He always made a point of showing them to visitors."

Gingerbread man has picture of cook with chef's hat and spoon signed Mom on his desk.

'Someday your prints will come.'

"Our family. We ran out of room years ago."

"Would you like to see our quarantine photos?"

When displaying personal items at work, such as photos , generally less is better.

"That's Domingo. He was my high school boyfriend. We went steady for a long time...then he got married and had 8 children. We slowly drifted apart after that."

'When he comes down do you mind if I take a snap for the album?'

Fat Picture