Songs of the humpbacked whale
Acoustic Album Collectors Gifts
Looking for a gift for an acoustic album collector? Dive into our collection of products crafted for music enthusiasts who cherish every chord and melody. From stylish mugs to cozy pillows, find items that speak to their love of acoustic soundscapes. Perfect for those obsessed with vinyl, CDs, or digital playlists, our gifts blend creativity with a passion for music, making every gift a harmonious surprise.
Robert Fripp
"Tong!"
"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."
'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'
"What are you doing?"
'Music & Gym'
"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."
"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."
Robert Drake
Gramaphone Man.
"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."
Ralph Stanley
"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"
Islington Angels.
At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'
"What the hell's going on here ... ?"
'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'
'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'
His master's voice
When old rockers trash hotel rooms.
'I'm organic.'
The Beatles
'Thanks, kids. . . it's just what Grandpa wanted. . . the new remastered Rolling Stones retrospective.'
"I heard they got back together."
music store
Music. Sale Pop. Sale Bin. Wow! They're practically giving away these CD's from the 80's! Cher prices have plummeted!
'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'
'Sorry, we don't stock Sheryl Crow.'
Ernie's Music. Ernie, you're opening a music store? Yep, I'm going to serve a niche market. I won't be selling CD's or any other digital music. I also won't be selling the old cassette or eight-track tapes. I'm only selling records. I'm catering to audiophiles who appreciate the unique sound quality they deliver. That's great! Are you going to adverties? Yeah, my tagline is "All sales vinyl"
Rolls Music Store: Grand Piano $6500, Okay Pianos $1500.
"Your most precious investments are gold, fine wine, and all those vinyl records you've been hauling around since college."
Devil Buying Soul Music
"Excuse me, but you're standing in the way of progressive."
The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)
Acoustic Album Collectors Gifts Collection
Acoustic Album Collectors Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for acoustic album enthusiasts and music lovers. Find the perfect cup to start their day on a high note.
Acoustic Album Collectors Pillows
Bring comfort and musical spirit into their home with pillows inspired by acoustic melodies. Perfect for music rooms or cozy corners.
Acoustic Album Collectors Prints
Decorate their space with vibrant prints celebrating acoustic albums and the art of sound. Ideal for music lovers who appreciate creative wall art.
Acoustic Album Collectors T-Shirts
Discover stylish t-shirts crafted for acoustic album fans. Showcase their musical passion and love for collecting with these fun and personal designs.