Collecting Id Gadgets Pillows

"Give me your name, address, and date of birth."

"Invest in technology."

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

'New Game'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Old and new technologies

Geeks and their dogs.

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'

Swiss Army Stove.

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

US Camouflage School

'That guy was uploaded to heaven - this one downloaded to hell.'

'Before computers and word processors, we were nerds with slide rules and very sharp pencils!'

'I don't know if artificial intelligence in a toaster is a good thing. It just seems to make toast whenever it feels like it.'

'Hot indeed.'

'You can't tell a book by its cover, or a reading tablet by its high contrast, no-glare touch screen.'

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.