Credit Gifts

'We found the trouble Mr. Spencer. Your credit is no good!'

"Well! I'm already pre-disapproved for a credit card."

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

"I see you've listed as three credit references your three bali bondsmen."

"Yes, we do make car loans, but you CAN'T borrow my car."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

Run in the Family

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

Dog Beginning For A Loan

Financial Execution

'Can you get me in touch with people that own me money?'

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

They stole your identity, but after seeing your credit score, they gave it back.

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

'Please send us an optimist to run the sales department, and a pessimist to run the credit department.'

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

Novox Credit Card Co. stare at picture of their founder - a viking.

"He leaves behind a loving wife, two beautiful children and a credit score of 780."

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

Buy now... pay later

'Just a minute while I pull up your file.'

"O.K. final question: I'm thinking of a number between one and 100."

Contemporary Consumerism

It's more insolvent abuse from an unpaid creditor.'

"I take it your credit score has gone up?"

For a bear, this was a good day. 'Congratulations! Your credit was approved.'

Intellectual Property Thief

'Okay - imagine you're a bailiff coming at me with a repossession order.'

Big City Bank Loan manager