Credit Conscious Gifts

'Your credit score is a bit low but we can still offer you a loan. Do you have a problem being fitted for an electronic ankle cuff.'

"I'm sorry we're unable to save you, but we can still save your credit rating."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

Dog Beginning For A Loan

"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."

Financial Execution

Agency Moody's comments

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

"I can't take all the credit for this great quarter... but I will anyway."

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

They stole your identity, but after seeing your credit score, they gave it back.

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

'Please send us an optimist to run the sales department, and a pessimist to run the credit department.'

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

Sam's Nation Building

"He leaves behind a loving wife, two beautiful children and a credit score of 780."

Buy now... pay later

Contemporary Consumerism

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"I made a mental note of my password, but it's been deleted."

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

'Okay - imagine you're a bailiff coming at me with a repossession order.'

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."