Credit-conscious Individuals Gifts

'Look at that; we got a table with the same number as your credit score.'

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Dog Beginning For A Loan

"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

"I'm so much more relaxed now that I got a reverse mortgage."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

Sam's Nation Building

"You'll be out of here before you know it. Our auditor just went over your financial situation."

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.'

'Honey, I think we missed a repayment.'

"Your credit score is lower than your golf score, even with your handicap."

"I can't afford probiotics . . . How much amateurbiotics?"

"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!"

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

"Keeping up with the Joneses wasn't a problem, but keeping up with the Buffetts did me in!"

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

'I appreciate all you've done to help me to relax but I still get nervous twinges when I get your bill.'

Purified Water. Look at these prices! Distilled waters run steep!

"Remember you did say we have all got to tighten our belts."

Vulture oil inc.