Credit Conscious T-Shirts

'Your credit score is a bit low but we can still offer you a loan. Do you have a problem being fitted for an electronic ankle cuff.'

"I'm sorry we're unable to save you, but we can still save your credit rating."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

Financial Execution

Agency Moody's comments

"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."

Dog Beginning For A Loan

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

They stole your identity, but after seeing your credit score, they gave it back.

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

"I can't take all the credit for this great quarter... but I will anyway."

'Please send us an optimist to run the sales department, and a pessimist to run the credit department.'

Buy now... pay later

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

"He leaves behind a loving wife, two beautiful children and a credit score of 780."

Sam's Nation Building

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

"I made a mental note of my password, but it's been deleted."

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!', 'Will he have new credit cards?'

Big City Bank Loan manager