Creditor Gifts

'Let me through, I'm a creditor!'

It's more insolvent abuse from an unpaid creditor.'

'I know he didn't pay his bills, but let's get the lien off the coffin.'

'Honey, I think we missed a repayment.'

'Could you call me back later? I'm in a meeting with a representative of the acme collection agency.'

'How soon do you want it?'

'Can you get me in touch with people that own me money?'

'I'm just here to pay you a compliment.'

'To be honest, Dan, I feel kind of embarrassed to use an attorney to collect my felinquent accounts. . . So many of them ARE attorneys.'

Loan shark desk

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"No need to give me credit . . . I'll just take it."

Dog Beginning For A Loan

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

'It's your debt to society.'

"Keep up the good work and there'll probably be a nice promotion in it for me."

They stole your identity, but after seeing your credit score, they gave it back.

'Can you believe this bank...? Yesterday they refuse me a loan, today they send me a leaflet for a loan.'

'Please send us an optimist to run the sales department, and a pessimist to run the credit department.'

"Without your contribution here, th rest would be just meaningless numbers."

"To give it credibility let's tell the boss we stole our business idea from the Japanese instead of thinking it up ourselves!"

Novox Credit Card Co. stare at picture of their founder - a viking.

"He leaves behind a loving wife, two beautiful children and a credit score of 780."

Your credit score is hahahahahahahah.....

'The LACK of a resume indicates that I don't need one.'

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

'Okay - imagine you're a bailiff coming at me with a repossession order.'

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

'You're ambitious I see!'