Credit Controller Gifts

LOAN - just say 'No'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

Run in the Family

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

'Can you get me in touch with people that own me money?'

Financial Execution

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

'It's your debt to society.'

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"Keep up the good work and there'll probably be a nice promotion in it for me."

They stole your identity, but after seeing your credit score, they gave it back.

'Please send us an optimist to run the sales department, and a pessimist to run the credit department.'

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

"O.K. final question: I'm thinking of a number between one and 100."

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

"He leaves behind a loving wife, two beautiful children and a credit score of 780."

Contemporary Consumerism

Novox Credit Card Co. stare at picture of their founder - a viking.

Buy now... pay later

It's more insolvent abuse from an unpaid creditor.'

"I think this new financial controller is going to be trouble..."

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

Big City Bank Loan manager

'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!'

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."

"Could you be more specific than 'some capital to play around with'?"

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!', 'Will he have new credit cards?'

'Okay - imagine you're a bailiff coming at me with a repossession order.'