Credit Controller Pillows

LOAN - just say 'No'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Run in the Family

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

Financial Execution

'Can you get me in touch with people that own me money?'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

'It's your debt to society.'

They stole your identity, but after seeing your credit score, they gave it back.

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

'Please send us an optimist to run the sales department, and a pessimist to run the credit department.'

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

"O.K. final question: I'm thinking of a number between one and 100."

Novox Credit Card Co. stare at picture of their founder - a viking.

Buy now... pay later

"He leaves behind a loving wife, two beautiful children and a credit score of 780."

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

It's more insolvent abuse from an unpaid creditor.'

"I think this new financial controller is going to be trouble..."

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

Big City Bank Loan manager

"Could you be more specific than 'some capital to play around with'?"

'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!'

'Okay - imagine you're a bailiff coming at me with a repossession order.'

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!', 'Will he have new credit cards?'

'Honey, I think we missed a repayment.'