Credit Counselor Pillows

"Bad Credit OK."

'It's your debt to society.'

Faith Based Credit.

FINANCIAL COUNSELING, 'My revolving charge account bored itself right into the ground!'

'Bad news! Your love line stops at your line of credit.'

'It's just embarrassing - someone steals my identity and improves my credit rating!'

'A credit card company has told us not to bother to apply. We're pre-disapproved.'

'I tried for a new lease on life, but I got a lousy credit report.'

"Wow, this is weird. We've been pre-declined for a new credit card!!"

"You don't qualify for a personal loan. I'd offer you some personal advice but you don't qualify for that either."

They stole your identity, but after seeing your credit score, they gave it back.

"I'm in debt up to my eyes. Only my hat is paid for!"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Staff support"

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

Licensed Therapist

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

America, are we learning anything?

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'